Wednesday

Okay, One More


Old, but I came across it and laughed again.

 

Tiger Puzzle               
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please 
come over here and help me.....I have a killer 
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started" Her 
boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished"? The blonde says "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger". He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes  back in the box."

Tiger Puzzle 
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please 
come over here and help me.....I have a killer 
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started" Her 
boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished"? The blonde says "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger". He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ..........." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted
Flakes  back in the box."

 


 

10 comments:

  1. Good one Jan, gave me my laugh for the day. Thanks and I hope you are having a good day too. How is our friend Jennyd? I really need to email her I guess. Take Care, Hugs, Pat

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  2. I like that one too!!! still cracks me
     
    well-
    Good luck on Job hunting. What a pain. Guess it\'s not as bad as elephant hunting though right???

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  3. I remembered a series of jokes about elephants, dating back to the 70\'s ... now I have an updated version with markeking, computer people, etc.
    This Tiger one also made me laugh ...Thanks, good luck with job hunting and till next time !

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  4. Mmm... I love FrostedFlakes.

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  5. Do you think if he gave her a chance should could attempt to make a tiger out of it somehow, someway?  That man just needs to be more creative.  ;-)

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  6. It was the elephant!  She had repressed it.Peace, Doc

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  7. That was cute.......................but then, I\'m not a blond. LOL.

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