Wednesday

I'm Rich! almost

Since Spaces changed format a few months ago, my email spam has changed. I'm getting a lot of weirdo email, and I never have before. Well, except for...you know who you are...lol. I'm quite the International "Who's Who", I'm getting emails from all over the world. Evidently, Nigeria is the place to be right now, lots of money floating around, I can't wait until my loot gets here.

I didn't even know I had relatives in Lome, Togo. I thought that was in the South Pacific, but no, believe it or not, it's next to my relatives in Ghana and Nigeria. There's a little country called Benin in between, so far I haven't heard from anyone there. Anyway, evidently I come from quite wealthy family, and I'll be receiving millions of US dollars very soon. I'm so excited! I've already gone shopping and written checks on a few items.

Here are a couple of excerpts from today's emails:

I am Barrister George Godwin, a legal practitioner, I am the personal attorney to Mr.J.Jannaj, a national Of your country, who used to work with Shell Development Company in Lome Togo. He used to be my client.

 

I have a profiling amount in an excess of US$19MILLION, which I seek you to accommodate for me. You will be rewarded with 30% of the total sum for your partnership. We deal on Gold,  HMS 1 & 2, COCO, RS 50/60.

The funds  have  since left to a  private financial  institution where the where the fund was deposited.While I was on the process, my boss recently got arrested on January 19th,2009  for his involvement in politics by financing the leading and opposing political parties in our country Ghana.

All I need from you is to stand as the beneficiary of the above mentioned sum and  I will  re-profile the funds with your data, which will enable the financial company release the money.This transaction has to be concluded as soon and as I confirm your readiness to proceed with me,I will provide you with details.

I hate this stuff showing up, and this is just scam spam. The weird stuff makes me want to cancel my account. Ewwww.

5 comments:

  1. I am glad that I am not the only one that gets that kinda crap

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  2. never open the attachment they full of viruses - in the meantime just send me all your spare cash! lol.have a good weekend .

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  3. so much for private spaces huh? I get the same junk and I just hit the delete button and hopefully they are sent somewhere off this planet. Hope all is well with you. Take care and keep your cash!! Hugs, pat

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  4. I\'m afraid I\'ve become pretty jaded about spam over the years. It takes a lot to get my attention any more. The last one that succeeded was a proposition for breast enlargement. I declined their kind offer.Peace, Doc

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  5. Well, so far I\'ve been lucky, or unlucky, what is it? so until I get offered a few million of the readies can I come shopping with you please, You see my card got swallowed up by the ATM machine and I haven\'t got any dosh right now. LOL

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